Eliot Spitzer Codename: Client 9

Today we must thank the Bush administration for utilizing and pushing forward the patriot act which has brought Governor Eliot Spitzer to justice. That’s right ladies and gentlemen, big surprise, another politician is banging a prostitute. The wiretap on his phone call was with a woman who was planning to travel from New York to Washington where Mr. Spitzer reserved a hotel room. Mr. Spitzer was later identified as: Client 9.

Spitzer spoke before the press Monday alongside his wife. Those are the great political moments that you have to love and appreciate, you know damn well that his wife wanted to bitch slap him all around that room, she’s probably already planning out her divorce with a lawyer but in front of the cameras, they’re still deeply in love. Though, she could be Client 10 for all I know.

Spitzer has dogged the inevitable question of whether or not he will resign from his political position. Most likely he will resign or be forced to. I’m just waiting for his counter statement where he then says the guy on the phone wasn’t him. Good luck with that.

It’s reported that one of his aides was “weeping” before Spitzer spoke to the press. That’s the cutest thing I’ve ever heard.

The Republicans are already on the attack against Client 9, his rival James Tedisco a Republican Assemblyman from Schenectady has already asked that if the allegations are true that Spitzer step down.

Aside from it being completely illegal, I don’t see the problem with the governor banging a prostitute, you know how stressful the politician’s life can be. Let’s be a little sympathetic here.

Just kidding. Or not.

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