How/Where could I hide sex toys in my room so my father couldn’t find them?
May 8, 2010 by
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I really want some sex toys but my dad goes through my room a lot. Where or how could I hide them so I would be safe?
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Most rooms have a couple of good places to hide “things”.
In the return air duct for the furnace. If your house has a forced air furnace, there should be a vent on the inside wall. That is the air return duct and it usually isn’t under pressure. The vent on the outside wall is the heat duct. Don’t use the heat duct, you might damage what ever you are hiding.
Pull out one of your dresser drawers. There is usually room to hide stuff between the inside of the dresser and the side of the drawer.
Hollow out a book on your shelf.
If you have a computer, there is usually some space inside it to stash some stuff. The side should come off our computer without tools. Be careful when you are in there not to damage anything.
As long as it is fairly small and doesnt require a Dihard battery to run it you can stash it inside one of your shoes in the closet. When I was younger and living with my parents I had removed a plug in socket and stashed my bag of pot in there. My dad was a cop and never found it one single time. Just be careful not to touch any wires or you will get a thrill that your toy can never give you lol…
Well, assuming your dad is a good dad—and not a creep, maybe finding a sex toy would be exactly what needs to happen in order for him to learn to respect your privacy. Most dads don’t want to know anything about that sort of thing and happening upon it would let him know that he’s going into territory that should be off limits.
That having been said, you could consider getting sex toys that are extraordinarily discreet, such as the rubber duck vibe: http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-discreet/ducky It doesn’t look like a sex toy, but it is.
Then, there’s the lipstick vibe: http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-discreet/love-lipstick-vibe
And finally, perhaps the female answer to the Fleshlight for guys, it’s the keychain flashlight vibe. Seriously, it’s a keychain, a small flashlight, and a vibe: http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-mini/babelight
So, if you can’t hide them, get ones that are disguised.
Hollow out a book, particularly War & Peace. Or if you’re lazy like I am…just buy one pre-hollowed. They are usually large enough to fit a pistol, so a vibrator should fit easily.
Or just underneath your mattress.
We should share, email me since I can’t write you.