What is on your “ultimate” To-Do list? What items have you already crossed off?

Some of Mine:
To Do:
*Go to Burning Man
*Climb a mountain
*Bungee Jump
*Sky Dive
*Run a Marathon
*Visit Tibet
*Run with the Bulls
*Go to the Love Parade in Berlin
Items crossed off:
*Give a piano performance in Carnegie Hall
*See Paris from atop the Eiffel Tower
*Visit (and partake of) the Red Light District in Amsterdam
*Attend law school

Maury: 15 Yr. Old Shoplifts Baby Items (2008)

… *and* she has sex while her mom’s having an operation!

What are some safe, everyday items that can be used as sex toys?

My parents would freak if they found me with a real sex toy, and I wouldn’t be able to get it without them anyways. I haven’t really stuck much down there and I need to be gentle. What are some safe, everyday items that I can use to masturbate?
My parents would kill me if they [...]